The pop-culture world has been abuzz recently at the 'return' of Britney Spears. People are excited that she is back on top of the charts and seems to have gotten her life together.
Let's cut through the fat...
Her new song 'Womanizer' is terrible, and all the music she has ever done; save the song 'Lucky', has been awful. Her looks and star-power covered up the fact that she had no talent but her breakdown made it all clear. Britney Spears has an average voice, is an average dancer, is dumb as a rock, and thinks she's one of America's most important people....What's not to like?
Yet people celebrate her as our 'Pop Princess' and are so happy she's doing well and is back on top. She is an absolute joke of a human being. At the height of her success, she was a complete fraud. She has always had a fake persona in front of the camera and lies in every interview. She has sat down for multiple 'coming clean' 20-20 type interviews and every one of them is still just filled with lies. She is warped by her success and likely has severe mental disorders along with her amazing stupidity. When she was popular she was 'a virgin' and told numerous people in interviews in detail about why she was waiting. Then she said she lost her virginity to Justin Timberlake, and now it appears she lost it much earlier and had probably nailed half of South Louisiana by her 16th birthday.
I must admit, I did and do feel bad for her in the breakdown she had and I guess I'm glad she's doing better but that doesn't mean I have to like her. I tried to watch her new MTV reality thing and I couldn't stomach more than 1 minute. She sits there and talks to people, clearly aware of the cameras and showing off the 'new Britney'. As always, this is just more B.S. At the end of the day all she has ever been and will ever be is... (check this diagnosis) Manic-Depressive, stupid trailer trash.
She is a better looking version of people I know (maybe in my family) and see on a daily basis. Why should she be celebrated? It would be one thing if she was honest or real, or if she had Christina Aguilera's talent, but she doesn't. She sings crappy songs with her crappy voice. Without her looks she is nothing, and after two kids and the scent of K-Fed on her-she doesn't seem that hot any more.
As an aficionado and appreciator of pop-culture, my hatred for our Princess may surprise you. But deal with it, she sucks.
