A Challenge for the Ages

The Braves lost 2 of 3 to the depleted Mets this weekend, it was pathetic and I don't have anything else to say about it.

There is however, a day of history on the horizon. There exists, in certain baseball circles, a legend of a feat of unimaginable proportions. This accomplishment is greater than hitting for the cycle, pitching a no-hitter, or hitting 4 home runs in a game. It is called 'a perfect game', and no it is not accomplished by a pitcher. This feat is defined as an individual eating 9 hot dogs and drinking 9 beers during a 9 inning baseball game. Rumors exist that it has been accomplished before but solid proof is difficult to find. The legend of the 'perfect game' rivals that of Babe Ruth's called shot, bigfoot, and the lochness monster.

Unfortunately, proving any of the 3 aforementioned legends is just short of impossible, however the 'perfect game' is a legend that can be attempted by anyone at any time. If accomplished it will bring history to life, it will inject new blood into Americana and the game we Americans adore.

Three men stand ready to challenge fate and destiny and place themselves atop the Mt. Olympus of amateur competitive eating. Contestant one: The Godfather, Matt T. Matt is a powerful and aggressive eater who thinks 'quit' is the dirtiest word in the english language. Contestant two: Corky. This man is the single most talented amateur competitive eater that walks the face of the earth. To discount his chances of eating anything is to laugh in the face of death. Contestant three: 8 ball. This man is an unpolished gem of competitive eating. He easily consumes more for leisure than most men eat their entire lives.

So the challenge is presented and 3 men will hopefully agree to attempt this awesome and supernatural feat. Our Atlanta Braves offer an 'all you can eat and drink' seat which will be the forum for these attempts. A date has yet to be set but the world will know once schedules have been worked out.

God Bless America.