Back and Better than Ever

I've been away on vacation and have had other issues keeping me away from this fantastic blog, but I return...

Not much has changed with our beloved Braves; Frenchy went and came back and who knows if anything will change, more folks got hurt, and we're still in 4th place.
There is a lot to talk about with the Braves but I will wait until the All-Star Break to better gather my thoughts.

And now I will delve into the hilarity of last weekend:

'Hurricane Corky' hit Atlanta this past weekend. Here's a Summary.
-Gets severely intoxicated alone at 3:30 in the afternoon at an 'On the Border'.
-Rents a hotel room and goes bowling only to wake up in the morning with no idea
where his car is.
-Performing a 'Superman' from the song 'Crank That' in the hotel the prior night
-Mixing drinks with actual juice from a watermelon all day on the 4th of July and
becoming quite intoxicated
-Having the same girl from the prior night over, he now refers to her as his
'girlfriend'.
-Nearly popping an air mattress twice w/ his new girl
-Performing chair jumping tricks at a local pool the next afternoon
-Harassing Astros' outfielder Hunter Pence in every at-bat at the Braves game,
Pence went 0-4
-Nearly reaches 3rd base in the backseat of his own car in front of 2 friends on
the drive home
-Having relations behind a bush in an apartment complex parking lot-15 feet away
a father and son were lighting sparklers
-Having relations in a room and having 3 friends walk in on him, he does not stop or
even get embarrassed

And thus is Corky...

A man with no match.