Oh Jorge......

Jorge Campillo was excellent in his first start for the Braves last night. Funnily enough, the Godfather yelled at him in the bullpen on Sunday and he stared the Godfather down for probably 3 seconds with no response before turning around. Initially I was upset with Mr. Campillo's reaction but after watching his interactions with his teammates last night I realized something.... Jorge probably doesn't speak English very well. That or some big, drunk dude yelling at him isn't something he's a fan of.

Regardless, Jorge looked as though he may be able to work his way into the rotation. He absolutely mowed down the Mets in his 6 innings of shutout ball last night. One thing that particularly impresses me about the man is his team picture, it cracks me up. He looks to be so deep in thought and possibly thinking of eating some tacos or something. If a picture is worth 1,000 words then 997 of those words for this picture are 'tacos'. The other 3 are 'Give me some'. And don't think I'm assuming he likes tacos because he's Hispanic. I am assuming it because he's fat and because I am an expert at new age energy release. I can sense the energy beaming from him as a bright red and orange spiral, I then use my superior intuition to narrow this energy down into what it will manifest itself into.... that my friends is a love of tacos.

I've only seen that energy from one other person, the Godfather-Matt T. This is bigger than finding the Titanic, I have found the 2 biggest taco lovers in the entire world.