Only a Florida Fan

So I'm putting gas in my car a little while ago and look over to see a morbidly obese man across from me. I think nothing of it, America is full of fat folks. Then, he slowly turns away from me and I see it, this man has a rat tail. What kind of person has a rat tail you ask? I didn't know either until I saw the man drive off in a mini-cooper with a Florida Gator tag. Everything suddenly became clear. I didn't get a great picture but here he is.